sandandglass:

Last Week Tonight’s Dog Supreme Court.

Posted on Tuesday, October 21, 2014 with 4,616 notes
Tagged:   #lmao

Two churches located across the street from each other. At least the Catholics have a sense of humor.

elizards:

paranoidrobot:

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Posted on Tuesday, October 21, 2014 with 647,735 notes
Tagged:   #omg   #lol

"The trophies represents all of the sacrifices i made as a kid, all the time that i lost, being on the road in the studios as a child. And i just wanna blow that shit up. I have alot of awards, and i have alot of those things and they’re amazing and i worked my ass to get those things. But nothing feels like my child singing "Mommy", nothing feels like when i look in my husband in the eyes, nothing feels like when i’m respective when i get on the stage and i see i’m changing people’s lives. Those are the things that matter. Enjoy your life, it’s short."

Posted on Tuesday, October 21, 2014 with 19,884 notes

When a baby penguin falls down, there will always be someone to encourage him to get back up again.

Posted on Tuesday, October 21, 2014 with 1,697 notes

wildflower-faerie:

YES YES A THOUSAND TIMES YES

Posted on Tuesday, October 21, 2014 with 288,448 notes

13hali:

the almost goalie fight.

Posted on Tuesday, October 21, 2014 with 2,818 notes

jamesbong00420:

scenicroutes:

naruhodos:

is this the rise of the brave tangled frozen dragons

no actually it’s even better than that

this is a still from a 1990 television special entitled, “cartoon all-stars to the rescue,” which, literally, was absolutely nothing but half an hour of beloved children’s cartoon characters attempting to get that kid in the blue to stop smoking pot.

it opens with a brief clip of george h.w. bush and barbara bush sitting in the oval office, petting their dog. the president of the united states looks into the camera and says, “some of your favourite cartoon characters will help you understand how drugs and alcohol can ruin your life.”

and that brief clip alone would be worth the price of admission but then we get into the actual story, which begins with a teenage boy smashing his kid sister’s piggy bank to buy pot. while alvin and the chipmunks look on in abject terror. and winnie the pooh exclaims, “oh my!” and then the kid runs off to buy pot in an alley and bugs bunny appears out of nowhere dressed as a cop, picks a joint off the pavement, and launches into an anti-drug spiel.

it’s actually really not the kind of thing that can be put into words so here’s the full half-hour video, knock yourself out

oh my GOD

Posted on Tuesday, October 21, 2014 with 75,847 notes

octoberspirit:

schazam:

i-think-im-so-funny:

This is so true it’s not even funny.

Posted on Tuesday, October 21, 2014 with 156,987 notes
Tagged:   #lol

Hey I gained a follower…hi new follower, hi, lose one gain one, I like this process…

Posted on Tuesday, October 21, 2014 with 1 note

Thirty-one Days of HalloweenThe Addams Family
↳ Morticia Addams + Excellent Parenting Skills

Posted on Tuesday, October 21, 2014 with 55,652 notes